Of Course I Need Something!

I Don’t Always call my parents, but when I do, I need something.

You Didn’t Reply, What Are You Doing?!

You didn’t reply to my txt, I’ll go ahead and send it three more times

Multiple exclamation points is the written equivalent of jazz hands!!!!!!

That dumb moment when you search everywhere for your phone and it was in your purse the whole time.

Changing your entire message because you don’t know how to spell one word.

Putting LOL on a txt knowing you didn’t even crack a smile.

Throwing your phone in anger, then checking to make sure it’s okay.

Deleting one “ha” from your “hahahahahahaha” because it feels like too much.

I don’t always read the directions on toothpaste, but when I do, it’s because I forgot my phone when I went to the bathroom.

When you call your parents and the don’t answer it is no big deal. But when they call me and I don’t answer it’s like World War III.