What Did You Call Me?
Best friends don’t get offended when you insult them, they just call you something even worse.
Where’d I Lose It?
That mini heart attack you get when you check your pocket for your phone, and it’s not there.
Why Was I Laughing?
You know it’s too late when absolutely everything becomes funny for no reason.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9, Like this if you found the mitsake.
For Little Knick Knacks?
Do baby clothes really need to have pockets?
Ha! Got You!
Pretending you’re sleeping, never gets old.
Back and Forth
Worrying is like sitting in a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but gets you nowhere.
My Needles Where?
Want to keep them pesky heroin addicts busy? Hide their needles in a haystack.
What Song Is This?
That awkward moment when you can’t tell if it’s Ice Ice Baby or Under Pressure.
Don’t Trust a Dentist
If a dentist makes his money on unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a toothbrush 4 out of 5 recommend?