What’s a Neighbor For?

A good neighbor is one that doesn’t have a wifi password.

Holding a Sneeze

That awkward moment when you try to hold back a sneeze in a quiet room and you make an awful alien noise.

That awkward moment when you finish the test first and wait for someone else to turn theirs in first.

That awkward moment when you erase the elaborate response to your crush and send “Haha” instead.

That awkward moment when you open your birthday card and pretend to not notice the money while reading it.

Lazy Rule: If you can’t reach it. You don’t need it.

That awkward moment when someone calls you by your name…and you have no idea of theirs.

That terrifying moment when you realize your hand is peeking out from under the blankets and is in danger of boogie monster attack.

That awkward moment when you realize you spend more time looking for a movie on Netflix than watching it.

When someone says, “What are we doing tonight?” You can’t resist saying, “the same thing we do every night, try and take over the world.”