This Happens Way Too Often!

Pulling up next to the only gas pump that is “out of order”

What Did I Need Again?

Remembers to make shopping list, forgets it at home.

Every parent secretly has a favorite kid.

School would be a lot easier if I had been friends with smarter people.

Can you repeat that? I can’t hear you over all the voices in my head.

If I avoid eye contact with you…it probably means that I really like you.

Going to job interviews is a lot like a first date. I get nervous/sweaty and fumble with my words and I never get a call back.

I get tired just by watching other people work out.