What’s The Password?

What’s The Password?

Whoa! What Are You Doing?!

That shocking moment when someone actually flirts with you.

There Will Be Fireworks!

She said she didn’t see any fireworks when we kissed…round two.

I Met Someone…Well…Not Yet

We chat online for, like, two hours everyday so, I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.

Single On Christmas?

Being single on Christmas is very lonely, but at least you save a lot of money.

I Wonder…

I wonder who Taylor Swift is dating this week…

I’m Comfortable With My Body

I’m comfortable with my body, I’m just not comfortable with anyone seeing it.

Funny because it’s true.

True Story Bro!

A garlic clove a day keeps the ladies away.

Why Did We Break Up Again?

Please take me back so I remember why we broke up in the first place.