What’s The Password?
That shocking moment when someone actually flirts with you.
She said she didn’t see any fireworks when we kissed…round two.
We chat online for, like, two hours everyday so, I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Being single on Christmas is very lonely, but at least you save a lot of money.
I wonder who Taylor Swift is dating this week…
I’m comfortable with my body, I’m just not comfortable with anyone seeing it.
A garlic clove a day keeps the ladies away.
Please take me back so I remember why we broke up in the first place.