Overslept for Class

Overslept for class, class was cancelled.

Just When I Thought I Was Out

Just when I thought I was out of the crib, they keep pulling me back in.

I want answers, tickle him until he talks.

Seeing a spider is nothing, it becomes a problem when it disappears.

That mini heart attack you get when you’re in bed, almost asleep ans suddenly you get that strange falling sensation.

That scary moment when you put a ring on and panic because you can’t get it off and you think they will have to amputate your finger to get it off.

Opens a window to get fresh air, spiders.

That awkward moment when you’re paranoid that you have the wrong answer because the last 3 answers were “C.”

I’m going to kill that spider. Unless it moves. Then I’m going to jump, scream, throw my shoe and run away.

That terrifying moment when you realize your hand is peeking out from under the blankets and is in danger of boogie monster attack.