The Dog Ate My Homework

I’ve never had a dog, but it sure did eat my homework a lot.

You Want Me To Show My Work?

My teacher asked me to show my work, so I took a picture of Google and attached it to my paper.

I graded all your tests, but I can’t hand them back yet because one student hasn’t taken it.

Sees you wasting time, 15 minute lecture on wasting time.

This is cursive, it is very important and you will use it all the time.

It doesn’t matter if I know about the test weeks ahead of time; I won’t study until the night before.

That one kid in class that took dodgeball a little too seriously.

If you quit school, just remember these 2 things…1.You tried your best, and 2. I don’t like pickles on my Big Mac.

Tries to hold back a sneeze in class, farts.

That one coach who thought you could just “walk off” any injury.