What Did I Forget?

Insists you forgot something, won’t tell you what it is.

Just Lick ’em Bro

Chapped Lips? Just lick ’em, bro.

You can’t stand that song? Can’t stop singing it in your head.

Motivates you to work out, Once.

I will let you be humorous and charming when talking to boys, unless you like them, then I’m gonna make it awkward.

Lets you know you still need your house keys, half a second after you shut the front door.

Hey, you seem pretty stressed, I bet some acne will help with that.

At a funeral, remembers funniest joke you have ever heard.