breaks up with you, still uses your netflix account.
Loses argument on facebook, deletes his comments so it looks like you were talking to yourself.
Knows you’re a vegan, asks if you want to go to KFC.
Can you give me a ride? I can’t afford gas. Buys Cigarettes.
Finds Waldo, circles him with a pen.
Makes fun of your shoes, wears Crocs
Invites you to dinner, makes you pay.