You Deleted My Show?!

Watches show on your DVR, deleted it without asking if you’ve watched it yet.

Don’t Pass Me Bro!

Drives slowly, until you try to pass him.

breaks up with you, still uses your netflix account.

Loses argument on facebook, deletes his comments so it looks like you were talking to yourself.

Knows you’re a vegan, asks if you want to go to KFC.

Can you give me a ride? I can’t afford gas. Buys Cigarettes.

Throws awesome party, at your house.

Finds Waldo, circles him with a pen.

Makes fun of your shoes, wears Crocs

Invites you to dinner, makes you pay.