It Hit My Pants Bro!

Gets hit in dodgeball, keeps playing.

Bye Sweetie!

Girlfriend blows him a kiss, catches it and rubs it on crotch.

Has an amazing girlfriend, brags about how much he cheats on her.

Uses shopping cart. Leaves it in empty parking space.

Pretends to throw something at your face. “Look, he flinched!”

Talks about himself, in the third person.

Makes you chip in for gas, Mom pays for gas.

Complains about president, doesn’t vote.

You asked him to sign your yearbook, draws a penis.

Not invited to party, so he calls the cops.