My Black Friday Plans?
I know where I’ll be on Black Friday; in my warm and cozy house laughing at all the crazy people out there.
Window Shopping Makes Me Sad
Sometimes I’ll go to the mall just to remind myself of all the awesome things I can’t afford.
I Got The Squeaky Cart Again?!
How do I always manage to get the shopping carts that make the most amount of noise?
Cash Only?!?!
Waiting in a long line to buy something and then seeing a sign on the cash register that says, “Cash Only.”
I Will Never Need That, But It’s A Great Deal
That awkward moment when you buy something you don’t need just because it was a great deal.
I Don’t Really Need This
While shopping realizes he doesn’t need something, puts it back where he found it.