Did Anyone See That?

How come everytime I do something awesome no one is around to witness it?

I’ll Take One App Please!

Goes to the apple store, to buy an app.

Failed Final, so did everyone else.

When your friend gets a new boyfriend and forgets that you even exist.

I won’t be buying a nook until they come out with one that can actually produce a ‘real book’ smell.

Sometimes I’ll wear a suit just to make myself look important.

Pulling up next to the only gas pump that is “out of order”

Remembers to make shopping list, forgets it at home.

Every parent secretly has a favorite kid.