A Gentleman Always Opens The Door!

Opens door for date, hits her in the face.

Uh Oh, Gotta Sneeze

Tries to hold back a sneeze in class, farts.

Finally! The Weekend! Has no human interaction until Monday.

Goes to pool party, doesn’t go in pool.

Accidentally hit call instead of text, press end call repeatedly in a panic.

Complains about boss to new co-worker. “That’s my dad!”

While typing message sees that friend is starting to write something, deletes everything and waits.

Sees crush in public, hides behind parents.

Wrote a twenty minute presentation, got nervous and speed talked through it in five.

Teacher asks rhetorical question, raises hand.