Changes lanes, miss all the reflectors.
Daylight savings time. Clock in car will finally be correct.
Sips on super hot coffee, doesn’t burn tongue.
Never watched Honey Boo Boo.
Turned on MTV, Music.
Dentist said I’ve done a good job flossing, I’ve never flossed once.
Teacher surprises everyone with a test, multiple choice.
Forgot to set alarm, work up ony one minute late.
Got drunk last night, didn’t call or text anyone.
Leave room while song is playing, come back into room and the singing in your head matches up perfectly.