The Aliens Keep The Smart Ones
Only stupid people claim to be abducted, because the aliens keep the smart ones.

Music Was Way Better Back Then
Music from the past seems better, because only the best songs are still played.

Life After College is More Difficult?
Life after college is more difficult, than taking 4 classes at once.

Anyone Remember Heads Up Seven Up?
Teachers let students play Heads Up Seven Up, to find out who the cheaters were.

Who Are The Flintstones?
Kids today taking Flintstones vitamins, don’t even know who the Flintstones are.
