Gangnam Style is just today’s macarena.
Obama stole his campaign slogan from Bob the Builder.
Only stupid people claim to be abducted, because the aliens keep the smart ones.
Music from the past seems better, because only the best songs are still played.
Odd has 3 letters, even has 4.
Spandex is an anagram for “expands.”
Life after college is more difficult, than taking 4 classes at once.
Teachers let students play Heads Up Seven Up, to find out who the cheaters were.
Kids today taking Flintstones vitamins, don’t even know who the Flintstones are.
Siri spelled backwards is Iris, Iris is the Greek goddess of messages.