I’ll Win That Hunger Games

The closest I’ll get to winning the Hunger Games is when I spot the last donut in the office kitchen.

All the Same Restaurants

I’m so tired of eating at all the same restaurants near work

This is the Worst Monday

I’m having the worst Monday since last Monday.

Postponing Procrastinator

I even postpone procrastination.

What Am I Gonna Do All Day?

They gave me a new computer at work, it blocks Facebook.

Checking Your Phone… Twice

Checking your phone to see what time it is and checking it again because the first time you weren’t paying attention.