My Black Friday Plans?

I know where I’ll be on Black Friday; in my warm and cozy house laughing at all the crazy people out there.

Who Do I Side With?!

That terrible moment when your best friend and your girlfriend are arguing and you’re not sure which side to take.

Is there anything more terrifying then seeing the water rising rapidly in the toilet with no plunger in sight?

My daily routine: Wake up, be awesome, go back to sleep.

Dear jobs, how will I ever get all this experience you want if you never hire me?

I wonder who Taylor Swift is dating this week…

You’re never too old for a piggy back ride.

That awkward moment when you’re not sure if that basket of fruit is real or fake…

That one friend who still thinks “Yo’ Momma” jokes are still funny.

Eating a candy cane and not getting your hands all sticky is impossible.