The Internet Could Be Useful?!

Think about how smart the world would be if we used the internet for educational things and not for watching cats play the piano.

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I can remember every word of the latest Justin Bieber song, but I still can’t remember my own phone number.

You can tell how long two people have been friends with each other by seeing how complex their special handshake is.

That funny moment when you see a cop in a donut store.

I only have a Facebook so that I never forget a friend’s birthday.

Like if you wish they’d bring back shows like Legends of the Hidden Temple and GUTS.

“Don’t take this the wrong way” is something that is said right before someone insults you.

Why is the suggested serving size for poptarts only one poptart when two come together in a package?

Studies show that wearing glasses makes you look 70% smarter than you actually are.

When did taking off your shirt become mandatory before participating in a fight?