You Got Me Again Facebook!
Spending a day on Facebook has once again fooled me into thinking I actually have a social life.
Nobody Likes Your Post
I’m changing my name on Facebook to “Nobody” so when I see a stupid post I can like it and it will say, “Nobody likes this.”
Didn’t I Delete You Already?
That awkward moment when someone you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again.
I Forgot What You Looked Like
Thank you for posting another self portrait of yourself on Facebook, I almost forgot what you looked like.
I Was Supposed To Be Studying
That scary moment when you get a notification that you were tagged in a photo and your parents thought you were elsewhere.
Facebook Is Like A Fridge
Facebook is like a fridge. You know there is nothing new inside but you check it out every ten minutes anyway.