She Has More Friends Than Me?!

Has 703 Facebook friends, sister has 704

Oh Those Are Nice Pictures

Crush shows you pictures on their Facebook, pretend like you’ve never seen them before.

You Got Me Again Facebook!

Spending a day on Facebook has once again fooled me into thinking I actually have a social life.

Nobody Likes Your Post

I’m changing my name on Facebook to “Nobody” so when I see a stupid post I can like it and it will say, “Nobody likes this.”

Didn’t I Delete You Already?

That awkward moment when someone you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again.

I Prefer Facebook Over Soap Operas

No, I don’t watch soap operas. I have Facebook.

I Forgot What You Looked Like

Thank you for posting another self portrait of yourself on Facebook, I almost forgot what you looked like.

Facebook is the New Diary

Looks like you confused Facebook with your diary again.

I Was Supposed To Be Studying

That scary moment when you get a notification that you were tagged in a photo and your parents thought you were elsewhere.

Facebook Is Like A Fridge

Facebook is like a fridge. You know there is nothing new inside but you check it out every ten minutes anyway.