Farmville 10 Hours a Day
Favorite Quote: “Live each day like it’s your last!” Plays Farmville 10 hours a day.
I’m Over Facebook
I used to wonder what it would be like to read other people’s thoughts. Then I got a Facebook account and now I’m over it.
Watching Your Life Fall Apart
I love watching your life fall apart one Facebook status update at a time.
Fine Line on Status Updates
When posting a Facebook status, there is a fine line between “what’s on your mind” and “I should probably see a therapist about this.”
Take Those Pictures Down
Take those pictures of me off your facebook, people can use it to get into my bank account.
