Watermelon to the dome!!!!!

So a KFC caught on fire (When you see it)

These vegetables would taste a lot better if they were ice cream.

Something you shoulder never do while on a diet? Watch The Food Network…

Does eating mint chocolate chip ice cream count as me eating my “greens”?

Bowling is the only sport I am good at because no running is involved, and you can eat while playing it.

1 cup of cereal? No thanks, I’ll just keep pouring until it starts to come over the top of the bowl.

If I can’t pronounce it; I am not eating it.

It doesn’t matter how careful I am, I always manage to spill food all over myself.