Gonna have to try a couple of these!
I’d take a bullet for you…Not in the head but like, the leg or something.
That one friend who still thinks “Yo’ Momma” jokes are still funny.
That one friend who never wants to go out, but always gets mad when you don’t invite them.
That one friend who laughs at everything you say…I like that friend.
I swear, I am really not so bad once you get to know me.