She Has More Friends Than Me?!

Has 703 Facebook friends, sister has 704

Mom, I’m Going Out!

“Mom, I’m going out.” “With your friends?” “No mom, with terrorists.”

If you ask me to hold your drink…I will drink it.

Trust me, as you get to know me, I just get weirder.

Why do I need friends when I have you.

Friends buy you a lunch, best friends eat your lunch.

Sorry I accidentally posted that terrible picture of you that I looked really hot in.

Everyone has that one annoying friend, if you don’t have one then it’s probably you.

That’s tasteless, inappropriate and totally hilarious.

Friend starts talking to someone you don’t know, stand there in silence.