Here kitty kitty

Let’s work it out.
Cause honestly, you’re just one bad breakup away from owning 41 cats.

Deep thoughts

What do people in China call their good dishes?

If the zombie apocalypse happens in Vegas, does it stay in Vegas?

Saving money isn’t the hard part; the hard part is getting money to save.

Ha, I get it!

Freedom or Peanut Butter?

Knock Knock!

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

There are so many brithdays around Thanksgiving, because Valentines day is 9 months before.

Emit is the first name of Doc Brown from Back to the Future, Emit is time backwards.