But They Are So Young

Kids born in the year 2000, will be teenagers next year.

Wristbands Are For Your Forehead!

Sweatbands on your wrist, are for wiping sweat off your forehead.

Hypochondria, is the only illness hypochondriacs won’t think they have.

If all clocks turn digital, how will we know what clockwise and counterclockwise are?

If you put a potato on a couch; does it become a couch potato?

How much do dead batteries cost? Nothing, they’re free of charge!

Why do we call a woman with a bunch of cats the “crazy cat” lady, but we call a woman with a bunch of dogs a, “dog lover.”

If a roof actually does catch on fire during a party; no one is going to believe the person that yells, “The roof is on fire!”

The word “car” is short for carriage.

Just think…twenty years down the road your kids will be saying things like, “You mean to tell me there was a time when you couldn’t pause live TV?”