How Could You Do This To ME!

I had a dream you cheated on me! Apologize!

Due Tomorrow? Do Tomorrow!

But officer that’s not fair, I can’t even say the alphabet sober.

There are so many brithdays around Thanksgiving, because Valentines day is 9 months before.

Asks classmate out, she drops the class.

Emit is the first name of Doc Brown from Back to the Future, Emit is time backwards.

Thanksgiving break started yesterday? Hasn’t been in 2 weeks.

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside.

Kids born in the year 2000, will be teenagers next year.

Homework is worth 5% of your grade. Nice, no homework.