Arguing with girlfriend, she apologized first.
Gives you inspiration to work out, study hard, and turn life around, 2AM.
I don’t always bite the inside of my mouth, but when I do, I bite it 10 more times in the exact same spot the same day.
Sees chips and dip on table, double dips.
Makes up lie to get out of trouble, parents believe it.
Finds perfect parking spot, shopping cart right in the middle.
I don’t always tune people out, but when I do, they are usually trying to teach me something.
Why does waldo wear stripes? He doesn’t want to be spotted.