That awkward moment when you go for the high five…and they go for the fist bump.
How can love at first sight exist…if love is blind?
That awkward moment you realize you turn the air conditioning on just to get under a blanket.
If olive oil is made with olives and peanut oil with peanuts, what is baby oil made with?
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.
That awkward moment when you realize the holiday is Independence Day, not the 4th of July.
That awkward moment when you see someone & pretend you don’t notice them, but you both know you saw each other.
That awkward moment for ladies when you’re buying tampons & the person at the checkout stand is a guy :O
The fake laugh you do when you don’t understand what someone just said.