That One Friend

We all have that one friend that we greet with an insult.

The Truth About Cleaning Your Room

Walking into your room and saying, “I should clean this” then walking out.

The FML moment when you hop into bed, get under the covers, then realize you forgot to turn off the light.

“Hey! I had a dream about you last night.” “Really?…” Ya, you died.

Everything is funnier if you’re not allowed to laugh. 🙂

The moment you walk into a spider web and suddenly turn into a karate master.

The awkward moment when you still can’t understand someone after they’ve repeated themselves 4 times.

The awkward moment when you see 9yr olds with boyfriends and girlfriends and you’re still single.

The awkward moment when you’re on the computer and your mom sits next to you.

The awkward moment you say bye to someone then walk in the same direction.