Everyday I fall more in love with you…except for yesterday, yesterday you were really annoying.
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If you don’t want to date me, that’s fine, I get that, but you’re wrong and I hate you.
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I’m so glad you found someone who will settle for someone like you.
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Blind Date didn’t look anything like profile picture.
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People say love is the best feeling. But I think finding a toilet when you have diarrhea is better.
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If I ever needed you in my life, it’s not right now.
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Single for one day, acts like she has been alone forever.
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As I have grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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Some guy tried a pickup line on me today.
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Tall Guy + Short Girl = Cute Short Guy + Tall Girl = Awkward
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