Sorry, Forgot My Wallet Bro

Invites you to dinner, makes you pay.

She Has More Friends Than Me?!

Has 703 Facebook friends, sister has 704

Buys a pet fish, it drowns.

That awful moment when someone changes the song just before the good part.

Asks you to drive him around, makes fun of your car the whole way.

Sells pants to thrift store for $1, forgot there was $20 in the pocket.

I’m thirsty, but all I have is water.

Has a pet rock, it runs away.

They brought my appetizer at the same time as the meal.

Receives a copy of the Diary of Anne Frank, respects her privacy and doesn’t read it.