But Mom!

Gets bullied, homeschooled.

He Thinks He Can Make Me Laugh?

I don’t care if he is the tickle monster, let him know I will get the last laugh.

Sorry I accidentally posted that terrible picture of you that I looked really hot in.

I’m so hungry, but I don’t want to cook.

Who does this “Simon” think he is? I’m the only one who gives orders around here.

I’m glad you fell in love with me when you thought I was all nice and sane.

When I get old, I’m not going to knit. I’m gonna keep pressing my life alert button to see how many hot firemen I can get to show up.

I forgot my work was buying lunch today, now I have two lunches.

My air conditioner is too loud to hear my tv.

Too bad you can’t photoshop your ugly personality.