A Better Planet

Everyone talks about a better planet for their children, when most parents need to worry about making better children for the planet.

I Keep Getting Tagged

I keep getting tagged by my Grandma

Be honest, if people could hear what you are thinking, you would be in a mental hospital.

On-demand movie, not in HD.

Parents didn’t get me birthday presents, just cash.

My bus just hit someone, now I’m late.

At a funeral, remembers funniest joke you have ever heard.

I have CDO, it’s like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order…AS THEY SHOULD BE!

Why did I do this to myself? I just got a job.

Whatever you do always give 100%…Unless you’re donating blood.