What’s Michelle Obama’s favorite vegetable? Barackoli.
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Sitting through a terrible movie just because your favorite actor is in it.
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Opens door for date, hits her in the face.
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I’m like those glow in the dark stickers; I look better with the lights off.
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Cause of Death: “Patient laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died.”
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I drink while I work out, I call it Bacardio.
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If you quit school, just remember these 2 things…1.You tried your best, and 2. I don’t like pickles on my Big Mac.
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BEHOLD! i found my mittens
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Jokes about menstrual cycles are not funny. Period.
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If you can handle me getting all “white girl wasted” we can make this work.
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