This Never Works!

Every few years someone tries to bring back the mullet and they fail miserably every single time.

Gas Prices Going Up? Again?!

How come gas prices go down for two weeks, but then go up for three months?

Is giving a bald person a chia pet for Christmas a bad idea?

You’re from Hawaii? Welcome to America!

Why do only fat people wear skinny jeans?

That awkward moment when your parents still use internet explorer.

Never be yourself on the first date.

Does anyone else find it weird that people find babysitters off craigslist?

Wins lifetime supply of shoes, crocs.

How come hurricane reporters always tell everyone not to go outside, but they’re standing outside and holding electrical equpiment?