Realizes he’s talking to someone from out of the country, starts talking louder.
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You wouldn’t change anything about me? What about my last name?
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Want to know how I get most of my dates? A fresh bouquet of lies.
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Went from “single” to “in a relationship” Fourth time this week, same guy.
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That hilarious moment when Taco Bell claims they have a “chef.”
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We’re getting married in July, you should probably propose before then.
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Steps in dog poop, not wearing shoes.
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The best alarm clock? Kids.
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We’ve kissed 387 times, I’ve been counting.
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Got Jury Duty, Found Guilty.
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