Full Serving of Veggies

Is candy corn considered a vegetable?

HA! Now He Looks Silly!

Loses argument on facebook, deletes his comments so it looks like you were talking to yourself.

Maybe we shouldn’t have skipped the getting to know each other part.

I saw you read my message at 12:19pm, so why did you not respond until 12:33pm!

I wish ppl would lrn the diff btwn “UR” and “URE” LOL I’m such an grmmr nazi!

Knows you’re a vegan, asks if you want to go to KFC.

Everytime I see a cute baby I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the entire night.

Sits next to boyfriend in class, not enrolled in class.

Tell the count that if I ever see him around sesame street again, his days are numbered.

Can you give me a ride? I can’t afford gas. Buys Cigarettes.