Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

Is anyone else concerned that so many people are not smarter than a 5th grader?

Ebay for Annoying Brothers?

Do they allow you to sell annoying little brothers on Ebay?

Goes to nude beach, senior citizen day.

Throws awesome party, at your house.

A bird in the hand is better than one overhead.

Never play leapfrog with a Unicorn.

Your screaming child just reminded me that I need to take my birth control.

Happy two week anniversary! Here’s the key to my apartment.

I want you to take down that poster of Jessica Alba, she looks nothing like me.

Dorm room is a mess, “When does campus staff come and clean?”