Looks Like Someone Found Waldo First

Finds Waldo, circles him with a pen.

Who’s the Sub?

Professor says she won’t be here Monday, “Who’s the sub?”

How come “forgetting your girlfriend’s birthday” hasn’t been on the show, “1,000 Ways To Die”

I make over four figures a year.

Sees ex girlfriend, now XL girlfriend.

Skips class, brags on Facebook.

There should be a reality show about elderly people trying to use technology.

I would chop off an arm for you…not mine, but someone’s.

Ugggh I’m so fat!! Weighs 95 Pounds.

Girl this ain’t no bakery so put that muffin top away!