New Job, goes out of business the next day.
Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?
I smile to hide how completely overwhelmed I am.
Life after college is more difficult, than taking 4 classes at once.
Keeping your job is your ‘raise’.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
My alarm is set for 6:00, and if you wake me up at 5:56 PREPARE TO DIE!
Took apart clicky pen, lost spring.
My resume is basically a list of things I hate to do.