Don’t You Hate That Boss?!

Complains about boss to new co-worker. “That’s my dad!”

I Got The Job!

New Job, goes out of business the next day.

Is It Friday Yet?

Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?

I’m All Smiles!

I smile to hide how completely overwhelmed I am.

Life After College is More Difficult?

Life after college is more difficult, than taking 4 classes at once.

You Want A Raise?!

Keeping your job is your ‘raise’.

I Thought I Wanted A Career

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

Do Not Dare Wake Me Up!

My alarm is set for 6:00, and if you wake me up at 5:56 PREPARE TO DIE!

It Flew Over There Somewhere!

Took apart clicky pen, lost spring.

My Resume Is Exactly The Same

My resume is basically a list of things I hate to do.