Don’t You Hate That Boss?!

Complains about boss to new co-worker. “That’s my dad!”

I Got The Job!

New Job, goes out of business the next day.

Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?

I smile to hide how completely overwhelmed I am.

Life after college is more difficult, than taking 4 classes at once.

Keeping your job is your ‘raise’.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

My alarm is set for 6:00, and if you wake me up at 5:56 PREPARE TO DIE!

Took apart clicky pen, lost spring.

My resume is basically a list of things I hate to do.