Words of Wisdom

These vegetables would taste a lot better if they were ice cream.

Dieting Means No Food Network

Something you shoulder never do while on a diet? Watch The Food Network…

“Nap time” should be mandatory for all grade levels.

Why are kids in such a hurry to grow up these days? Life doesn’t get any easier, trust me.

I’m comfortable with my body, I’m just not comfortable with anyone seeing it.

I need a vacation and by that I mean I need a new life…asap.

I don’t walk my dog; my dog walks me.

Standing up to bullies only works in Disney movies.

Poking someone in the chest during an argument is never a good idea.

A garlic clove a day keeps the ladies away.